Ruth is a full-time writer. Foodie. Happy camper. Wanders a lot. Used to have the worst taste in men. A reformed swipe-a-holic. Reviving her blog after its death.
Sunday, February 02, 2003
I just invented a new sport.
It’s called Killing-the-Mosquitoes-in-the-Car… A bit of a mouthful, I agree, but I don’t know what else should you call it.
Here’s the mechanics:
1. Attend your school’s annual street party, and then go home 30 minutes before midnight.
2. On you’re drive home, enjoy the evening breeze by opening a crack of your window (not the whole thing because it’s dangerous to drive alone in the night) and the moonroof.
3. When you arrive home at 1 in the morning, forget about the moonroof. This will allow multitude of mosquitoes invade your car.
4. Next morning when you go to school, notice how this little vampires bunch up? Hear them buzzing in your ear? Observe how they block your view with their incessant flying? This is where the real fun begins…
5. You can try clapping.
6. You can try going 130 km/h on the road.
7. You can try burning them through the lighter of the car.
8. You can try swatting them.
9. You can park your car where it will get a fair share of the sun, and then see if they actually die from the excessive heat.
10. You can try freezing them through aircon.
11. It can be frustrating because you’ll discover that they are made of tougher stuff than that, because they can survive all that.
12. If you kill at least half of them, congratulations! You’re a champion.
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