Ruth is a full-time writer. Foodie. Happy camper. Wanders a lot. Used to have the worst taste in men. A reformed swipe-a-holic. Reviving her blog after its death.
Tuesday, September 17, 2002
I loved S1mone. Made me question whether I can spot a fake actor and simulation if ever there was one.
If all Sims would act like S1mone, then I know I can spot them. I don’t think Hollywood could produce another actor with the discretion and discipline of Greta Garbo.
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I’m really happy that Audrey Hepburn was properly cited in S 1 M O N E. Audrey, after all, is the classiest chic that ever walked in the Hollywood boulevard.
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Speaking of Simulation, I have a character in Sims who looks exactly like Alyssa Milano.
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“Pakiramdam ko, alam nila na takot ako sa kanila (I feel like they know that I’m scared of them).
“Pagbinabato ko sila, imbes na lumayo sila, mas lalo pa silang pumupunta sa akin (The more I attack them, the more they head towards my direction).”
This coming from a woman who nearly ate a cockroach when she was a baby.
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A simple case of mistaken identity.
Me: Hello pwede po ba kay Kathy?
Girl with a wispy voice: sino po ang gustong makausap nila?
Leidy: Si Kathy?
Girl: Sino?
Me: Si Kathy bitch
Girl: Siiiiinooo?
Me: Si Kathy na pokpok.
Girl: Haaa? Sino?!?
Me: Si Kathy na asawa ni Enad.
Girl: Sino?
I was silent for a second. Waiting for deliverance, which came in the form of Leidy.
Leidy: Kathy, ikaw ba ito?
Girl: Ay sorry, wrong number.
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