Ruth is a full-time writer. Foodie. Happy camper. Wanders a lot. Used to have the worst taste in men. A reformed swipe-a-holic. Reviving her blog after its death.
Sunday, July 21, 2002
We humans only use 10% of our brains.
Chasing chicken through town naked was a punishment for a woman who committed adultery in France.
Buckingham palace has 602 rooms.
Bet you didn’t know that … and other things too.
Pam have JM, I have Zhara. She stores the most useless information about animals, places, people, and things. And then she springs it to you on the most unusual moments. I read somewhere that Tyra Banks is like that. So, feeling naman ni Zhara si Tyra siya.
Kidding aside, Zha is one of the most influential person in my life. She got some principles in life that I have adopted into my own. But probably the most important one that I have learned from her is, I can conquer the world if I want it.
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I feel so superior today. I just freaked Bozo out without even lifting a finger. He approached the Comelec chair of our society today, and he was screaming his head off. Asking why the Comelec allowed the posting of a letter that would reveal his irregularities.
It was a very funny scene really. Bozo was red in the face, his eyes were already bulging, and Mhel remained cool, calm, and collected. Plus, Bozo was claiming and accusing Mhel that the election was fraudulent... and I was thinking... my God the gall of this guy is too much... I couldn’t help it, I smiled.
He saw me. And he probably thought I was behind the posting. Which I wasn’t, I was only aware of it, but I’m not the instigator. He screamed, “Sige you just smile, your days are few!”
Omigosh, I am so scared. My knees are shaking! He means to say that I only have Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays? I no longer have Friday to Sunday? Oh noooh!!! Heeeeeeelp!!! Kawawa naman ako!
When I went out he screamed in the corridor, “May araw din kayo, gago!”
I won, without the votes. Gawd, I love my power over him!
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My story, however, does not end there. In his disturbed state of mind, he smashed a glass of the bulletin board with his bare hand.
He had eight stitches. The Student Board agreed that the posting was legal, and he has a pending case for destruction of school property.
They say it’s very rude to point at other people. Maybe he wasn’t aware about that rule in basic etiquette. Buti nga! I hope it hurts like hell in the morning!
Nothing would make me happier than putting an “L” shape on my forehead everytime he walks my way.
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