Ruth is a full-time writer. Foodie. Happy camper. Wanders a lot. Used to have the worst taste in men. A reformed swipe-a-holic. Reviving her blog after its death.
Thursday, July 25, 2002
Baka mamatay na tayong lahat sa 2019, may tatama kasing asteroid sa earth on that year
My friend Ronron woke me from my nap for this nugget of information. I freaked out. Telling me that I’m going to die 17 years from now is not the best way to wake me up.
So I replied in kind.
Eh ayon nga sa Mayan calendar, end of the world na sa 2010 of December 12. And the Mayans never miss a prediction.
"Well…" Was his only response.
Lesson number One to my friends: Never scare me about my death. Secretly, I’m a Goth, so I’m more morbid than all of you combined.
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Mayans, the interesting lost rich civilization of the ancient world, tells me that I only have about eight years to live. Eight years! It’s fitting to have eight things that I have to do before I peacefully go to oblivion.
1. Go out of the country. Visit all of Asia, especially Thailand. Take a European Tour, must not miss Greece and Rome. I absolutely have to see Parthenon and Mt. Vesuvius before I die.
2. Must have sex.
3. Must bungee jump (I’m terribly scared of heights).
4. Must meet Anne Rice.
5. Must participate in an archeological expedition.
6. Must learn how to fly a plane.
7. Must have a one-woman show in photography.
8. Must marry Johnny Depp.
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These past few days, me and the rest of the masa have been forced to suffer a Kris-Aquino overdose. She’s back in the morning talk show scene. Normally, this news would have made me applaud for ABS for the wise move on their part, because I have to admit that she’s good at it. Unfortunately, I remembered that I’ll hear her irritating voice again in Game K N B? Then, on Sunday she’ll be hosting The Buzz. Is there a shortage of new faces?
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In Pangako Sa Iyo, Bea Bianca (Vanessa del Bianco) is back. She discovered that she’s really Electrica Powers, the daughter of James Powers. She returned to the Philippines to avenge her mother’s death (who died on the street because of poverty) by making Amor Powers (Eula Valdez), the second wife of her father to suffer. Bea Bianca a.k.a. Electrica thinks that she must include Inah in her plans because she's the daughter of Amor by Eduardo (Tonton Guttierez), therefore she enjoys some of James’s wealth. Bea Bianca denies that she still wants Angelo (Jericho Rosales) [who still cannot believe that Inah is his sister by Eduardo, therefore he insist on having a DNA test]. On the presscon of Inah on her first TV show, the character of Ina Raymundo (her name escapes me at the moment) attacked Amor Powers because she's jealous of Amor's closeness with Eduardo. Eduardo kasi, is her husband.
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