Monday, January 13, 2003
This is a warning… What you will see will stun you. It will leave you breathless… It will haunt for you days…
If you still wish to continue scrolling down, bear in mind that you have been warned…
He made my heart stop pounding the minute he graced the silver screen.
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Oh my dear, dear Elf,
I rejoice that you return to my side at last. For more than a year we have parted, I have been but a shallow shell. A vessel for a purposeless soul. Wandering aimlessly along the streets of silence and despair.
There had been a few distractions along the way, Johnny Depp, Daniel Radcliffe, and lately, Alexander Abt. But please believe me when I say that they are nothing compared to you. Your mere presence could obliterate all my problems permanently. And honestly, what are they compared to your horse-mounting and snow-walking skills?
You said you wanted to return to Fangorn when the war is over. I would willingly have a rendezvous with you in those woods. Leave Gimli to his Helm Deep, and I promise, I’ll give you pleasure unlike anything you’ve ever encountered before.
Legolas, darling, I’ll meet you later in my dreams.
The love of your life,
Mrs. Greenleaf
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